Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

This is another beautiful morning in Magicadia…except your castle suddenly transformed into the size of a tank. And what’s this about a mysterious prophecy which could lead to the end of all video games? A CONFUSION IS YOU.

Select your Gotta Protectors, then get ready to hack, slash and make your way through an incredible adventure with over 100 thumb-blistering maps–plus numerous more that are available as bonus DLC chapters!

Here are the rules. To get the castle rolling make sure to put the princess Lola inside it. Near the end of the track is an adversary castle. To demolish your castle, smash it in their castle. However, don’t allow your enemy to erase the Princess HP!

Pick from 8 Gotta Protectors that range from one who loves meat to a Nudist Ninja
You can play solo, or with more than four others via couch co-op, local wireless, or over the internet (Nintendo Switch Online subscription required for online play)
You will be battling a multitude of opponents at a time to test your skill against enemies that are unique, such as Crab as well as Golem!
Customize your heroes with the most unique and tactically diverse abilities, from the defensive to the openly offensive
Get your groove on to an exciting chiptune tune of the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
Do tricks to get various game carts with collectibles Every one of them is a milk-snorting send-up of a real, actual game played with The Something-or-other Entertainment System
Make sure you cover your screen in classic gaming literature whenever nature calls for a break
You’ll be amazed by this tale of the timeless joy of tears and laughter.

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART of DARKNESS Japan’s indie hit is from the shadows. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


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